Tag Archives: Dreams

Buying Office

Last night I had a dream that I was in church with La Reina de las Abejas, Madame Butterfly, La Reina del Jamon and La Demonia Verde: Meg Whitman was the preacher, the communion wine was retsina, the communion room … Continue reading

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At least I have a love life in my dreams…

I dreamed that I was friends with Jake Gyllenhaal and had always had a secret crush on him despite his being involved with a Black, muscular, guru of some kind, who was not a fan of Jake’s overweight family. Anyway, … Continue reading

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Traveling Man

The night before last I was on the maiden voyage of a cruise ship on which my godmother had planned the festivities. As we all stood about the front of the ship, the floor began to roll away, revealing a … Continue reading

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Urbanity & Wit: A Most Excellent Dream

My family had driven me to Lilac Terrace because Victor wanted to apologize to me, which indicated I had been right – i love being right. However, Victor had gone out to audition, leaving me and Jose to cook up … Continue reading

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The Impossible Dream

I dreamed last night that one of my best Florida friends, who is strictly straight, but has wonderful characteristics fell cherishingly in love with me and I fell into a successful position as a landowner and entrepreneur. According to the … Continue reading

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Dream World

I had a dream in which I attempted to murder my sister. While awaiting trial, my parents were so disappointed in me that they evicted me from my studio apartment and made me live under the clothesline. In my second … Continue reading

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Slugs, Crowns & Freelance

The most memorable dream I had last nigh involved an invasion of slug-like parasites that must have been alien because of the rate at which they were multiplying. The Wicked Witch of the West and I were caring for my … Continue reading

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Things That Make You Go Hmmm

Yesterday, Rula Lenska and I went to see Star Trek, took Mojo and Novio to the Playa Vista Dog Park, went to lunch at El Super Taco and then shopping at Big Lots. Before we went to lunch I had … Continue reading

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Happy Mother’s Day

Mom loves Operación Repo and now – I venture to guess because I could not find any marketing products – she is the only one on the planet that has a night shirt like this. Last night I dreamt that … Continue reading

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Legna Etihw

Last night I dreamed that I was with La Demonia Verde and La Reina del Jamon and we were waiting for a meeting to begin outside a house in a Santa Barbara-style neighborhood. Surprisingly, Don Antonio/Priscilla Queen of the Desert … Continue reading

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