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Yesterday night and again this morning I watched Where The Wild Things Are. After that I went out to see The Sorcerer’s Apprentice.

I was in a good mood until I got home. Someone parked in my space! I fixed them. I blocked them in by parking on their front bumper and taking the trashcans out, placing them on the back bumper. Frikkin’ punk.

Then I walk into my backyard and discover that there is ANOTHER washer and dryer stored there. I feel like I am living with a bunch of Mexican hillbillies. This really annoys me as I am paying rent on an illegal apartment and because unlike the renters of the house in front of my room, I pay on time! Oh wait! There is another washer being stored in my driveway.

So I go to cook my brunch, taking my ingredients over to my parent’s to cook. The minute I walk into my room, my plate of food falls to the floor!

Now I want to go out and buy some dinner, but that asshole is still in my space. God forbid I should move my car, making it any easier for him to get out. Oh and by the way, God, if you are reading this, please help me to find a job so I can get the fuck out of here!