I just returned from the inaugural meeting of the Culver City Hookers. My only other participant was a no show. Just as I was about to check my email, I see a new message come in. Guess who it’s from? She states she was there, but didn’t see anyone with crochet needles. First of all, crochet is done with hookers – hence the name; secondly, I was right in front of the building with my blanket on the table; I don’t know how she could have missed me. She suggests location specificity if I would like to try again. I don’t know. What the heck? I wrote her back with another meeting suggestion and included specifics.