I recently received an email with the following question: If you saw me in the back of a police car, for what do you think I would have been arrested? I forwarded it to all my friends and here are the replies I received:

Put the steam down girl!!!
La Loca

Haiti child trafficing
Sylmar Mountain Queen

They took you away because you never followed up.
Boca Bad Girl

Bad fashions, Pedophelia, Intent to bodily harm with a dead weapon Dangerously bad humor, Shoplifting from Victoria’s Secret items for you to wear, You’re undocumented, Eating human flesh on the "Day of the Dead"
Mr. Roger’s Neighborhood

I’d have to say you fot arrested for talking shit to the cops, so dissorderly conduct.
Aztec Son

INSULTING THE POLICE OFFICER!
Terriyaki Says

You really want to know? Leo loitering* in dark Allies and scaring the Mojo’s!
La Maja

Drunk Driving
Little Miss Sunshine

Being a founding member of the Pink Panthers
Partner In Crime

Stealing. You grabbed someone’s couch from out front thinking they were getting rid of it but they were just airing it out for cleaning.
Trisha Toyota

i would just think ur on a date
Shauny Rotten

Causing a riot
Miami Roadrunner

Hmmmm, back of a police car….I would think for cracking the code for Interpol website and adding "Kingdom of Leo" and some of your fabulous Art work. And securing it so they could not take it out of their system……How’s that?
Mayor of Whoville

This is a bad question…. If I saw you in the back of a police car, I would think you’re doing a ride-along because you want to be a cop some day. heheheeee
Mana

public disturbance and battery at Target for picking a fight with an obnoxiously rude customer who cut in line.
Interstate Guardian

DRUNK DRIVING, RUNNING A RED LIGHT! TEE HEE!
El Negro