The Last Witch Hunter (2015)

The Last Witch Hunter


The modern world holds many secrets, but by far the most astounding is that witches still live among us; vicious supernatural creatures intent on unleashing the Black Death upon the world and putting an end to the human race once and for all. Armies of witch hunters have battled this unnatural enemy for centuries, including Kaulder (Vin Diesel), a valiant warrior who many years ago slayed the all-powerful WITCH QUEEN, decimating her followers in the process. In the moments right before her death, the Queen cursed KAULDER with immortality, forever separating him from his beloved wife and daughter. Today, Kaulder is the last living hunter who has spent his immortal life tracking down rogue witches, all the while yearning for his long-lost family. However, unbeknownst to Kaulder, the Witch Queen has been resurrected and seeks revenge on her killer, leading to an epic battle that will determine the survival of mankind.

~ The Last Witch Hunter


I was surprised to encounter this movie in the DVD rental store and snatch-grabbed a copy for evening entertainment, as darkness enhances viewing pleasure of this movie genre.

I used to crush on Vin Diesel, but the attraction has waned. However, I enjoyed his portrayal of Kaulder and would gladly watch a sequel to this movie. The Witch Queen possessed awesome make-up and the set designs were spectacular. The story is not as straightforward as portrayed in the synopsis, and I only wish more time had been allotted for better plot development and to explore some of the subtleties.

Great witch story! Still waiting for film adaptation of Anne Rice’s The Witching Hour. The preview from this DVD that I am eager to view in the near future would be Gods of Egypt.


Allan Kayser

Allan Kayser & Yeardley SmithAllan Kayser & Yeardley Smith




Allan KayserI was watching Mama’s Family the other day and realized how hot Allan Kayser is. The images above are from the specific episode I was watching.

I am always pleasantly surprised to see older versions of celebrities when they were younger or before they were “somebody.” In this episode, the girl – yes, that is a girl with Bubba – Bonita “The Keke” Rokeke, turned out to be Yeardley Smith, the voice of Lisa Simpson.

My libido fired up, I set to finding more revealing images of Allan Kayser because ever since I met Tom in South Beach, I have had a thing for red heads. While the image quality of the picture on the right is great, it is a bit too small for my liking.

Here are a few more, though I don’t know from which productions they originated.

Allan Kayser

Allan Kayser

Allan Kayser


Goosebumps (2015)


Upset about moving from a big city to a small town, teenager Zach Cooper (Dylan Minnette) finds a silver lining when he meets the beautiful girl, Hannah (Odeya Rush), living right next door, and makes a quick friend in Champ (Ryan Lee). But every silver lining has a cloud, and Zach’s comes when he learns that Hanna’s mysterious dad is in fact R. L. Stine (Jack Black), the author of the bestselling Goosebumps series. As Zach starts learning about the strange family next door, he soon discovered that Sine holds a dangerous secret: the creatures that his stories made famous are real, and Stine projects his readers by keeping them lock up in their books.

When Stine’s creations are unintentionally released from their manuscripts, Zach’s life takes a turn for the weird. In a crazy night of adventure, it’s up to Zach, Hannah, Champ, and Stine to team up and get all of these figments of Stines’ imagination – including Slappy the Dummy, the girl with the haunted mask, the gnomes and many more – back in the books where they belong to save the town.

~ Official Theatrical Website


I have enjoyed many of the movies which featured Jack Black, so Goosebumps was a must see for me, in addition to the genre of the film, of which I am a fan. I never read any of the Goosebumps series, but this movie has definitely inspired an interest in me despite the fact that I don’t think they will scare me as much as they might a child.

The character, Champ, was one person they should have left behind to be killed by the monsters…how effin’ annoying was he? The movie reeked of an after-school special, but I have always been a fan of those, especially when the genre fall into a category I enjoy. Definitely made for the middle school audience – maybe even high school – but enjoyable if you like this type of movie.

Despite a mention of “the girl with the haunted mask,” I did not notice a character that fit that description.

Hotel Transylvania 2 (2015)

Hotel Transylvania 2


Everything seems to be changing for the better at Hotel Transylvania…Dracula’s rigid monster-only hotel policy has finally relaxed, opening up its doors to human guests. But behind closed coffins, Drac is worried that his adorable half-human, half-vampire grandson, Dennis isn’t showing signs of being a vampire. So while Mavis is busy visiting her human in-laws with Johnny – and in for a major cultural shock of her own – “Vampa” Drac enlists his friends Frank, Murray, Wayne and Griffin to put Dennis through a “monster-in-training” boot camp. But little do they know that Drac’s grumpy and very old, old, old school dad Vlad is about to pay fa family visit to the hotel. And when Vlad finds out that his great-grandson is not pure blood – and human are now welcome at Hotel Transylvania – things are going to get batty!

Source: Official Theatrical Website


I thought this sequel was funnier than the first one. The story is as old as the hills revolving around unconditional acceptance in the face of discrimination, but from a monster’s point of view, and funny. One of the things that really made me laugh was the idea that everyone thought the Invisible Man had made up his girlfriend – also invisible and from Canada.

I was able to pick out the voice talents of Megan Mullally, but the movie was packed with well-know actors: Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Steve Buscemi, David Spade, Keegan-Michael Key, Fran Drescher, Molly Shannon, Nick Offerman, Dana Carvey and Mel Brooks.

Mary Poppins by P. L. Travers

Mary Poppins

I am a big fan of Disney’s Mary Poppins, so when Saving Mr. Banks came out, I definitely had to see it. After watching the movie, I was even more intrigued about the history of this iconic literary character and her origins and just had to read the book that started it all.

Regarding Disney’s Mary Poppins (1964): Loved the music, the story, the whimsy. Big fan of Julie Andrews and Dick van Dyke.

Regarding Saving Mr. Banks: I had previously written a movie review, but due to all my blog troubles, it is gone. I do remember being surprised at the character of the author, P. L. Travers. She was so persnickety! I also remember B. J. Novak appearing in the film as one of the music writers, with whom I am totally in lust.


I am so impressed by Disney and his ability to create so much whimsy for the movie from such a stodgy character in the book, who is more closely resembles the curmudgeonly, uncompromising writer. The chapter entitled Mrs. Corry is pretty creepy, compared the Disney classic and I am glad that did not make it into the movie. The only significant resemblance the movie has to the book is the magic, the part where Mary and Bert jump into the street painting, tea at Mary’s uncle’s house, and some of the characters.

I was not really impressed by the book, surprised that a story about a strict, know-it-all nanny would sell as much as it did.

The Martian (2015)

The Martian


During a manned mission to Mars, Astronaut Mark Watney (Matt Damon) is presumed dead after a fierce storm and left behind by his crew. But Watney has survived and finds himself stranded and alone on the hostile planet. With only meager supplies, he must draw upon his ingenuity, wit and spirit to subsist and find a way to signal to Earth that he is alive. Millions of miles away, NASA and a team of international scientists work tirelessly to bring “the Martian” home, while his crewmates concurrently plot a daring, if not impossible rescue mission. As these stories of incredible bravery unfold, the world comes together to root for Watney’s safe return. Based on a best-selling novel, and helmed by master director Ridley Scott, THE MARTIAN features a star studded cast that includes Jessica Chastain, Kristen Wiig, Kate Mara, Michael Pena, Jeff Daniels, Chiwetel Ejiofor, and Donald Glover.

~ 20th Century Fox


Much better than I expected and a contributing factor to my liking of this movie were shirtless scenes of Mr. Matt Damon. I also appreciated the humor of his character, which from my perspective, was kind of in-your-face; especially when it came to dealing with the bureaucratic NASA.

The scariest part of this movie for me was when the astronauts are floating in space. I noticed in this movie that they didn’t even use tethers, which did not seem appropriate, but certainly doubled the suspense factor. You couldn’t pay me enough to go into space!

Interesting and good story.

The Judge (2014)

The Judge


From Warner Bros. Pictures and Village Roadshow Pictures comes “The Judge,” starring Oscar® nominee Robert Downey Jr. (“Tropic Thunder,” the “Sherlock Holmes” films, the “Iron Man” franchise), Oscar® winner Robert Duvall (“Tender Mercies,” “Crazy Heart”) and Oscar® nominee Vera Farmiga (“Up in the Air,” “The Conjuring”). The film is directed by David Dobkin (“Wedding Crashers”).

In “The Judge,” Downey stars as big city lawyer Hank Palmer, who returns to his childhood home where his estranged father, the town’s judge (Duvall), is suspected of murder. He sets out to discover the truth and along the way reconnects with the family he walked away from years before.

Starring alongside Downey, Duvall and Farmiga are Vincent D’Onofrio (TV’s “Law & Order: Criminal Intent”), Jeremy Strong (“Zero Dark Thirty,” “Lincoln”), Dax Shephard (TV’s “Parenthood”), and Oscar® winner Billy Bob Thornton (“Sling Blade,” “Friday Night Lights”). The film also stars Oscar® winner Melissa Leo (“The Fighter,” “Prisoners”), Leighton Meester (TV’s “Gossip Girl”), Ken Howard (“J. Edgar,” “Michael Clayton”), Emma Tremblay (“Elysium”), Balthazar Getty (TV’s “Brothers & Sisters”), David Krumholtz (“This Is the End”), Sarah Lancaster (TV’s “Chuck”), Grace Zabriskie (TV’s “Big Love”) and Denis O’Hare (TV’s “True Blood”).

~ Official Movie Website


I had seen portions of this movie before while my parents were watching it. My decision to rent this move was due more to a lack of movie fare at the DVD rental store, than a true desire to actually see it. I think the deciding factor/saving grace is that it is a courtroom drama, a genre I love also.

Robert Downey Jr. is so handsome and fit, though some of his wardrobe in this movie betrays his sculpted torso. Even in the poster above, his handsomeness is evident.

Good story!

Hitman: Agent 47 (2015)

Hitman: Agent 47


HITMAN: AGENT 47 centers on an elite assassin who was genetically engineered from conception to be the perfect killing machine, and is known only by the last two digits on the barcode tattooed on the back of his neck. He is the culmination of decades of research – and forty-six earlier Agent clones — endowing him with unprecedented strength, speed, stamina and intelligence. His latest target is a mega-corporation that plans to unlock the secret of Agent 47’s past to create an army of killers whose powers surpass even his own. Teaming up with a young woman who may hold the secret to overcoming their powerful and clandestine enemies, 47 confronts stunning revelations about his own origins and squares off in an epic battle with his deadliest foe.

~ 20th Century Fox


I had seen a preview on another DVD rental and was intrigued by the plot of this movie. Loved it!

Rupert is nice to look at for 96 minutes, the runtime of the movie. What a surprise to see Zachary Quinto again in a role that reprises his role in Heroes; he is not bad to look at either. Lots of action. Good versus evil. Probably filmed on location in Singapore; loved the scenery. Discovered it was also filmed in Germany.

The ending scene made no sense to me and if I tell you why, I spoil the ending.

Fast-paced and action-packed.

A Good Marriage (2014)

A Good Marriage


Based upon Stephen’s riveting and suspenseful short-story from Full Dark, No Stars, A Good Marriage tells the story of Darcy Anderson as she learns the inconceivable truth about her husband of 25 years.

With a screenplay written by Stephen and featuring Kristen Connolly, Joan Allen, Stephen Lang and Anthony LaPaglia, A Good Marriage explores the complex dynamic of long-term relationships and their dark secrets.

~ Stephen King Official Website


I saw Stephen King’s name on the DVD cover and having enjoyed some of his stories in the past, I thought I would give it a try. I lost interest in his books when he started incorporating more character thoughts versus story-telling.

My own values disengaged me from the very beginning as I could not comprehend Darcy’s choice on how to handle the situation. However, as the movie progressed, I conceded her decision was to propel the plot forward. I also suppose there are some people – in my opinion, stupid – that would make the same decision. That one decision is the only reason for the suspense the film created. I love suspense because I am constantly waiting for the denouement. In the end, because I did not understand the pivotal decision, I felt the movie failed.

One other thing I did not like about this movie was the confusion in the beginning regarding real versus delusion personage of her husband.

Good suspense deserving of a better plot.